Fuck Yeah, Paul Gross!

A tribute to Paul Gross and those blue, blue eyes~

So Tumblr, I thought we’d gone a little too long without having some half-naked Paul Gross, so have a striptease set, courtesy of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea. Not only does he strip, he strips Steampunk Style!

Golly Ned, that’s a huge …. buckle you have there. 

Faced with the prospect of a giant monstrous whale about to attack, Paul Gross - er, Ned Land - does what any self-respecting harpoonist would do and begins to strip off.

Thank you, $deity.

More scruffy-haired Paul Gross, because I can and I want to. And therefore, you want it too.

#IHaveASeriousPaulGrossHairFetish  #ICan’tExplainIt #JustWantToDelveMyHandsIntoThatMessOfFineLocks

This is a terrible sacrifice I have to make, posting “Paul is all wet” pics, but I do it for you, Tumblr.

I was asked by one of my Twitter followers for a ‘nose crinkle’ post, since I was on a ‘Paul Gross quirks’ roll. Here you go!

How’s your weekend going, Tumblr? I don’t know about you, but no matter what’s going on, a smile from this man somehow makes everything better.

And guh, that HAIR….

- 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, (1997)

He’s hot, he’s sweaty, he’s manly, his ARMS ARE BARE and my estrogen levels just hit CRITICAL, OMG.

p.s. THIS TUMBLR’S HIT 50 FOLLOWERS YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. *throws confetti*

DORK

Also: THAT HAIR, DEAR GOD WHY AREN’T MY HANDS IN THAT HAIR RIGHT NOW ;__;

#ihaveaseriouspaulgrosshairfetish