Fuck Yeah, Paul Gross!

Still time for some Geoffrey Tennant Monday! (I was distracted by Showering Naked Paul Gross Sunday)

Good morning, and welcome to Geoffrey Tennant Monday!

*gross sobbing at this part tbh*

somebrightneuroticstar:

fuckyeahpaulgross:

“No, I’m not doing Monday! It’s a very difficult day to stage!”

“It’s extraordinarily difficult to stage effectively.”

laughing at the fact that  THREE PEOPLE all were like “EFFECTIVELY” though tbh Mondays are impossible to stage at all with any degree of satisfaction

“No, I’m not doing Monday! It’s a very difficult day to stage!”

“I don’t care what you say. It isn’t Monday. Not now, not EVER.”

It’s Monday again. It’s probably best if you just lie down and … yeah, like that.

deputychairman:

Don’t we usually get a picture of Geoffrey Tennant to help us through Monday? I hope I won’t be treading on anyone’s toes if I offer this one to fill the void. And because it’s me, the only appropriate screencap I have is an image I called boner.jpeg because, well, he was just kissing Ellen for the first time in 7 years and now he has - um, he has a boner.

This is why someone else ought to make these posts - I just can’t help lowering the tone. I’ve told you, I just can’t cope with my feelings for Paul Gross, and this is how not-coping manifests itself.

Treading on toes? NEVER. I actually ENCOURAGE you all to use the #GeoffreyTennantMonday tag across Tumblr, because I feel the more Paul Gross we have on Tumblr, the better. It’s good to know I’m not alone in unabashedly paddling about in the sewers of my baser, shallower instincts. 

(I snicker every time I see this scene because it’s so freaking obvious Geoffrey is having to make a concerted effort to hide said boner and it’s clearly EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE.)  Also, unf, that hair.

#IHaveASeriousPaulGrossHairFetish

“Fuck me, it’s Monday, and here I am without a thing to wear.”

#ThingsGeoffreyTennantWouldNeverSay

#ExceptForTheFuckPart

“Ah, yes. Hm? Oh. Monday. Right. Yep. Be right there.” (pause) “After I first drink myself into a coma.”