Fuck Yeah, Paul Gross!

deputychairman:

flatulenceofthesoul:

fuckyeahpaulgross:

Oh.

Oh.

Happy birthday to me, indeed~

*gurgles incoherently*

Deputychairman is imperilled by her feelings for Paul Gross SEND H E L P

*readies the fainting couch and the smelling salts*

Oh.

Oh.

Happy birthday to me, indeed~

A completely random assortment of Paul Gross and his adorkable face, for no particular reason. As if I need one, I mean what else is this Tumblr FOR.

It might be Paul Gross’ birthday, but that doesn’t mean we can’t indulge in a little “How’s Yer Father.” In fact, I think the occasion demands it.

so internet I wanted to take a moment to talk about two of Paul’s best assets.

HIS EYES

god what did you think I meant you are just filthy

A brief range of facial expressions, courtesy of Augustus Knickel (Paul Gross) in Buried On Sunday (1992).

he goes from “look, this is how it is,” to “what, what are you even talking about” to “allow me to ponder your dilemma briefly” to, “no, please, do tell, it’s not as if I want to get any sleep tonight or anything”

So @MrsW_78 over on Twitter happened to mention a little feature I used to do, namely Paul Gross Hand Porn Tuesdays (because, you know, the man has AMAZING bone structure), but I kind of tapered off doing them since er, I seemed to be the only one interested *coughs* BUT APPARENTLY NOT, so here is a special edition of Paul’s lovely, lovely hands today just for you, MrsW! 

Caps courtesy of Aspen Extreme, Buried on Sunday, and Cold Comfort

You know, it’s been a while since we had a dose of Paul Gross’ delightful bare arms. Let’s fix that.

- Buried On Sunday (1992)

I’m in need of a dose of Scruffy-Haired Paul Gross today, and so that’s what you’re all getting.

#IHaveASeriousPaulGrossHairFetish

Caps courtesy of Aspen Extreme (1993), Slings & Arrows (2006), Buried On Sunday (1992)

And here in its native habitat, we see the Greater Spotted Paulgrossium Dorkii Maximus.